I Was Made to Love You
All begins when [Warren Mears] builds the
perfect woman to be his girlfriend and names her
April. Things work until Warren falls in love
with a real girl, [Katrina], and "dumps"
April. The robot, whose only purpose "in life"
is make Warren happy, seeks him all over
Sunnydale and its path ends up crossing with the
Scoobies' and Spike's. Eventually, Buffy manages
to stop April from killing Katrina and it runs
out of battery.
Later, Spike drops by Warren's house and
orders a robot for him — one that looks like his
beloved Buffy, of course. From then on, Spike
enjoys a little bit of fun with the BuffyBot,
until the Scoobies find out about it and end
with Spike's fun...
Make Spike Happy
good with computers
Spike & BuffyBot
you get in here?
mum let me in. I'm placing an order.
not making any more girls.
you are. And here's your specs.
You're gonna make her real good for
Some say it's better'n the real
Better than the real thing.
looks good, but what about the
rest? A little walk, a little
talk... perhaps a zippy
Hey, she's, uh, great. You'll be
real happy, I swear, she's got
everything you asked for. All
the extra programming, tons of
real-world knowledge, the
profiles you gave me about her
family and friends.
*All* the extra programming,
Ah, the, the stuff that you
wanted, the, uh, scenario
responses, you know, the, uh,
uh, special... skill ... All of
it. Now, you said that I could
Wait. I'm not sure I'm a
satisfied customer. She looks a
little shiny to me, you know,
uh... touch of plasticine...
Spike? Oh, Spike!
Spike: What you
searching for, Slayer, a weak
spot?Try me, give me the best you've
Spike: Is that your best,
Spike: Why not?
BuffyBot: I, I wanna hurt
you, but I can't resist the sinister
attraction of your cold and muscular
Spike: Maybe I should repay
you for your gentleness. Maybe I
should let you go.
BuffyBot: No! No, Spike.
Never let me go.
Spike: You know you should
be afraid of me. I'm bad.
BuffyBot: You are. You're
very, very bad.
BuffyBot threatening to stake
Spike: You can't do
BuffyBot: I could never do
it. I'm helpless against you, you
They do it. And they will do it
BuffyBot: You're evil.
Spike: And that excites you?
BuffyBot: It excites me,it
terrifies me... I try so hard to
resist you and I can't.
BuffyBot: Darn your sinister
Spike: Are you afraid of me?
Spike: You know I can't bite
BuffyBot: I think you can. I
think you can if I let you, and I
want to let you. I want you to bite
me and devour me until there's no
Spike: Like this?
BuffyBot: Oh, Spike, devour
Spike: All right.
BuffyBot: Spike, I can't
help myself. I love you.
Spike: You're mine, Buffy.
BuffyBot: Should I
start this program over?
Spike: Shh! No programs.
Don't use that word. Just be Buffy.
Spike sleeps. The BufftBot
leaves the crypt to do some slaying:
BuffyBot: Hmm. I don't
understand this. I-I did the
slaying. I should be...
BuffyBot: But I'm not. I-I'm
all... my skin is all hot. Do I look
hot to you?
BuffyBot: You better feel me
to make sure.
Spike: I can do that.
Xander and Anya see Spike and the BuffyBot having
sex in the cemetery and they think Buffy is out of
|BuffyBot: Oh Spike! You're
the big bad... You're the BIG
Willow gets very worried about Buffy's behavior
and the BuffyBot makes things get worse when she
is eager to explain how the sex with Spike
|Willow: Um... Buffy, this
thing with Spike, i-i-it isn't true, is
it? You didn't, you know, sleep with
I had sex with Spike. I'm sorry if it
bothers you. You're my best friend.
Willow: I-I am. And I, I always
will be, no matter what you do. I, I'm
just trying to figure out why this
happened, and I, I think with... your
mom and everything... everyone was being
all sympathetic, and, and making you
feel weak. A-and Spike wasn't like that.
So, just this one time, you just... did
something kinda... crazy.
BuffyBot: It wasn't one time. It
was lots of times. And lots of different
ways. I could make sketches.
The Scooby Gang finds out about
the BuffyBot when Spike is kidnapped by the hell
goddess [Glory], who is
after Buffy's little sister [Dawn] (who is,
actually, the Key). The BuffyBot gets desperate
and goes to the Scoobies for help. Buffy, who
was traveling, arrives home and is annoyed when
she learns that his friends didn't notice the
BuffyBot was a robot. Eventually, they save
Spike from Glory and the BuffyBot is broken. The
vampire, although tortured by the hell goddess,
didn't tell her that Dawn was the Key and Buffy
is very grateful for that. She pretends to be
the BuffyBot and goes to Spike's crypt to talk
|Buffy: Spike! You're
covered in sexy wounds.
Spike: Yeah. I feel real sexy.
Where you been?
Buffy: I fell down and got
confused. Willow fixed me. She's gay.
Spike: Will fixed you? I
thought they'd melt you into scrap.
Buffy: They were confused too.
Do you wanna ravage me now?
Spike: Give us a minute. Got
some bones needing mending.
Buffy: Why did you let that
Glory hurt you?
Spike: She wanted to know who
the key was.
Buffy: Oh, well, I can tell
her, and then you'll-
Spike: No! You can't ever.
Glory never finds out.
Spike: 'Cause Buffy... the
other, not so pleasant Buffy...
anything happened to Dawn, it'd
destroy her. I couldn't live, her
bein' in that much pain. Let Glory
kill me first. Nearly bloody did.
Buffy gently kisses Spike; just
then he notices she isn't the bot:
Spike: And my robot?
Buffy: The robot is gone.
The robot was gross and obscene.
Spike is ashamed
Spike: It wasn't
Buffy: Don't. That... thing,
it... it wasn't even real. What you
did, for me, and Dawn... that was
real. I won't forget it.
The BuffyBot, fixed by Willow, is
very useful in the ultimate fight against Glory,
but ends up losing her head, literally. After
Buffy's death, the robot (fixed again by Willow)
takes the Slayer place in order to protect
Sunnydale from the evil forces.
One day, when on patrol, she is
damaged by a vampire and goes home. There, she
finds Spike (who is baby sitting Dawn) and he
tells the robot she should wait for Willow.
Later, while the witch is fixing
the BuffyBot, the robot makes one of those
exaggerated compliments, and Spike gets hurt,
due to his immense love and respect for the real
Sorry I questioned you, Spike. You
know I admire your brain almost as
much as your washboard abs.
Spike: I told
you to make her stop doing that.
Willow: I did. I
mean, I thought I got all that stuff
out of the program.
you've got her opened up, fix it.
Willow: Sure. I
mean, I have a lot of work here, but
I'll see what I can do.
I say something wrong?
it's not your fault.
think Spike stopped liking me.
not true, he-he thinks you're swell.
how come he never looks at me any
more? Even when he's talking to me.
just gets cranky, the way vampires
do. Now, just relax. I am gonna make
you good as new. I promise.
The day Buffy is brought from the
dead by the Scoobies, Sunnydale is invaded by
the Hellions, a bunch of demons in bikes. After
meeting the BuffyBot on patrol and finding out
that the real Slayer is dead, they bring chaos
to the city — not before breaking the robot into
pieces. Spike finds her in the street, while
running away from the Hellions with Dawn. The
BuffyBot is gone:
Look what those filthy buggers done to
you. Willow's slap-and-paste job's not
gonna do the trick this time. Robot's
Spike's evil. But you should see him
naked. I mean really.
I fight with weapons.
Those are my weapons. Give me something
big and sharp.
Spike's mine. Who's straddling Spike?
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